June 2012
when you’re following someone for a while and everything they post is like it’s speaking to your very soul until one day they totally bash a character you love right out of the blue uninvited
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peetatoast:
nightlocksalad:
Remember in Mockingjay?
When Katniss rips out her ear piece? And Haymitch threatens her with the head shackle and the microchip ear piece? Could you imagine what would happen if Haymitch went ahead and had the microchip ear piece surgically put in and they never ended up taking it out? Katniss and Peeta could just be laying in bed, silently. And Haymitch would just...
withoutawitness:
i think the worst thing is
that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh”
iphone420:
people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
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Watchvvolare:
literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out
me whenever starships comes on
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ancient-amateur:
When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…
May 2012
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groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Watchyepperoni:
if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness
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davidgordo replied to your post: call you girlfriend its time you haaaad the…
Ever since I reblogged those kids singing this from you, i can not stop singing it omg
its a diseASE ASHLEY I CANT STOP
Watchliterallysame:
how to make an egg salad sandwich
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
classof1969:
call you girlfriend its time you haaaad the taaalk
givee your reaaasons say its not her faaaaaault
but yoooooOOOOOOOU JUST MET SOOMMEBODY NEEEEWWW
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Watchpeculiarchildren:
i literally watch this video daily
thatsmoderatelyraven:
Me to all of the zombies in Florida
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batreaux:
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
shittyteenblog:
i had an A in math one time
just kidding this never happened
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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Watchshavingryansprivates:
immortal-spud-thief:
allyouneedistumblr:
fistmegently:
OH MY GOD
I think it’s the remote control
No it’s definitely the coffee machine
how about it’s the goddamn lamp
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
hummelberry:
i hate how lazy i am, but im too lazy to do anything about it
skunksexual:
seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
hyperbolequeen:
why don’t my friends have their wifi password ready for me when I come over
ifyoucarryonthisway:
methroid:
you can’t spell studying without dying
or stud
pigeonsatan:
orbitars:
how to summon pigeon satan:
draw pentagram
sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
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keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
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puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
methlabrador:
i would pay so much money to be not ugly