March 2012
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My mom: you're doing homework, right?
Me: that's cute
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: I kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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thehungergamestriology:
New Hunger Games clip! (Tumblr Embed)
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seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
obscurebside:
hussieslips:
how many pictures of patriotic eagles do you have saved right now
1776
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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djkai:
SNL Digital Short: “Dear Sister”
Definitely one of my favorite Digital Shorts.
Every time The Hunger Games trailer comes on tv:
caitlynac:
this is so accurate its sad
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now thats its officially March
anything that is not the Hunger Games movie is irrelevant to my interests
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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the-vaccines:
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class?
pre10tious:
it scares me how good i am at lying
It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...
– John Green
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johannagayson:
District 7
Where lesbians fuck to death in safety
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
scubway:
h0ttndanger0us is so true like everything she says is my new senior quote you know what im sayin
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My mom to my little brother: remember we talked about taking it down a notch with all this 'swag' nonsense
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
if you don’t think Jennifer Lawrence is attractive
let me know so i can call you a doctor