June 2012
when you’re following someone for a while and everything they post is like it’s speaking to your very soul until one day they totally bash a character you love right out of the blue uninvited
Jun 1st
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peetatoast: nightlocksalad: Remember in Mockingjay? When Katniss rips out her ear piece? And Haymitch threatens her with the head shackle and the microchip ear piece? Could you imagine what would happen if Haymitch went ahead and had the microchip ear piece surgically put in and they never ended up taking it out? Katniss and Peeta could just be laying in bed, silently. And Haymitch would just...
Jun 1st
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withoutawitness: i think the worst thing is that i don’t actually “sigh” anymore, i just say “sigh” 
Jun 1st
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iphone420: people say youre either a geometry person or an algebra person i like to think of myself as an adding and subtracting person
Jun 1st
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vvolare: literally me when im trying to attract boys when i go out me whenever starships comes on
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ancient-amateur: When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…  
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May 2012
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groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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yepperoni: if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness  
May 31st
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davidgordo replied to your post: call you girlfriend its time you haaaad the… Ever since I reblogged those kids singing this from you, i can not stop singing it omg its a diseASE ASHLEY I CANT STOP
May 31st
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literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich
May 31st
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yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
May 31st
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call you girlfriend its time you haaaad the taaalk givee your reaaasons say its not her faaaaaault but yoooooOOOOOOOU JUST MET SOOMMEBODY NEEEEWWW
May 31st
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peculiarchildren: i literally watch this video daily
May 31st
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thatsmoderatelyraven: Me to all of the zombies in Florida
May 31st
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batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
May 31st
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shittyteenblog: i had an A in math one time just kidding this never happened
May 31st
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
May 31st
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shavingryansprivates: immortal-spud-thief: allyouneedistumblr: fistmegently: OH MY GOD I think it’s the remote control  No it’s definitely the coffee machine how about it’s the goddamn lamp
May 31st
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
May 31st
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hummelberry: i hate how lazy i am, but im too lazy to do anything about it
May 31st
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skunksexual: seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
May 31st
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hyperbolequeen: why don’t my friends have their wifi password ready for me when I come over
May 31st
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ifyoucarryonthisway: methroid: you can’t spell studying without dying  or stud
May 31st
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pigeonsatan: orbitars: how to summon pigeon satan: draw pentagram sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram FOOLISH MORTAL DO YOU REALLY THINK… IS THAT BREAD
May 31st
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keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
May 31st
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puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
May 30th
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methlabrador: i would pay so much money to be not ugly
May 30th
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